MONDAY!

Well you know why Monday sucks ass.     Unless you just don't work, well every day is cool than.     But man it's hard to go today.    It might take some tools to make it work....




That's a start.    http://thefabweb.com/16102/one-or-twenty-worlds-largest-coffee-cup/
You can purchase this.    I suggest it.    Go into Star Bucks and get this filled today.




Now if you have a heart problem, well only three.     Just kidding, maybe just two.



Now you are on the Caffeine Crawl.     Keep going.




Really it's the running like a crazy Bat-Man.      Running and RUNNING!



Than your life might Buffer.    This could be bad.



You could crack all the way and become a crazy dude in a bottle outfit.....or...



You have a total break from what's real....

http://nakedbitchesandshit.tumblr.com/

Hell don't go to work.     Open the link to naked Bitches and Shit.    Call in sick...



Bring this up and enjoy the day.



This is good too...